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So, I know it’s been a while since I posted the last #BBB—shit got crazy on this end, and there’s this beefy dude that keeps on working on his car shirtless across the street from me—so I’ve been a a bit distracted.
BUT! In order to make up for this grave error, I have a special treat for all of my fellow pervy bastards out there who get off thinking about beefy prison asses getting filled with man+juice on the regular! Today I bring to you Part I of a special series of #Bear COPS Behind Bars! That’s right, bottoms and tops! These men used to enforce the law, but now they need to enforce their sphincter muscles to ensure that they can take the amount of man meat waiting for them in the pen!
ESTIMATED PENIS SIZE: Judging by this man’s perky nips, I’m guessing this Dominican pound+cake (which, is what they’ll be calling his ass in jail) is sporting a spunky, funcky and cheese+chunky 5 inches!
ASSUMED SEXUAL POSITION: This bad+boi cop was convicted of sexual assault…so as a cop in prison, best believe that eye-for-an-eye punishment will be inflicted! This #BBB won’t even know what it feels like to NOT have a dick up his bunker! Plus, with luscious man+tits like this walking meat+hole is sporting, best BELIEVE that many a lonely prisoner will find solace cupping that chest mandowment while he juices his cock inside of this bearded #BBB’s ass!
BTW these are before and after shots—do you think the cum facials he’s getting in jail helped his beard grow? Because I certainly do!
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This little prison+cub looks like he’s going to get his hairy+hole filled on the quicks! Mmmmm…lock me up with this little cupcake of #cubmeat and he’d definitely have his cake filled!
ESTIMATED PENIS SIZE: 6.5”, thick, uncut w/big balls and hairy bush
ASSUMED SEXUAL POSITION: Full+time reacharound bottom